Deep Squirmer Squirming Silicone Vibrator

One arm, two ends, and it moves by itself.

Deep sea stories usually involve something enormous and stupid, and this isn't one of those. Below the storm line there's a court, and the prince who holds it wears a lovely face above a great many arms that have never once needed telling what to do.

The Deep Squirmer is one of them. The sucker-covered shaft turns as it vibrates across 3 speeds and 4 patterns. The movement comes from the toy rather than from your arm. It tapers from half an inch at the tip to 1.4 at its widest over 6.3 insertable inches, starting easy and opening you steadily the deeper it goes.

The other end is a smooth bulbous wand head for external work, joined at a metal collar on a single rechargeable body 8.6 inches long. Lie back and cycle through, then flip it over when you want the other end.

The prince stays where he is and sends an arm instead. By every account anybody has brought back, nobody has felt short-changed by the arrangement.

Charge it, lube it, and let it squirm.

Expert Tip: Turn the squirming on while only the tip is in, not once you're full. The motion is what opens you up, and it does that far more comfortably on the way down than it does at the end.